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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     920 views       Quotes

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There'sno point in
There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.
The tormentof human
The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.
You can't unscramble
You can't unscramble an egg.
Stoppingat third base
Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.
Conflict is neither
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
Thehardest step is
Thehardest step is over the threshold.
It isdifficult to
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
Thesingle most powerful
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
The comforter's
The comforter's head never aches.
If you truly want
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
Personal responsibility
Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination
I know youbelieve you
I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

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