Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

Thereis no squabbling so violent as that between peoplewho accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same ideatomorrow.

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

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