Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

The great essentials

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

Forbidden fruit can

Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

The loftierthe building

The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

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