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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Quotes

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Never answer a
Never answer a letter while you are angry.
The young man
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Ifanyone is not
Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.
Modesty is the
Modesty is the clothing of talent.
Onelearns by doing
Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.
REPENTANCE
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
The more estimable
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.
Being virtuous is
Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.
Thedeeper the waters
Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.
As contagion of
As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.
Teaching may contribute
Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.
If we shake hands
If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

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