Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

It isnot necessary to

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

An expert is a man,

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Silence, along with

Silence, along with modesty, is a great aid to conversation.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Example is better than following it.

Example is better than following it.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Talk back to your

Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

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