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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     761 views       Quotes

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As if you could
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Effectivecommunication is 20
Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
One cannot be precise
One cannot be precise and still be pure.
Don'tput all your
Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.
If Ishould ever be
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
The wicked are
The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.
One ofthe best
One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.
The reasonable man
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
Thecompromise will
Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.
The aimof argument
The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
If twopeople on the same job
If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.
They may forget
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

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