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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     820 views       Quotes

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Sparrows who emulate
Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.
Tranquility will roof
Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
Nosnowflake in an
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Inspiration comes of working
Inspiration comes of working every day.
Knowledge is of
Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.
The thoughts that
The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.
The planers do
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.
Whenevertwo people
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
To know the pains
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Freedom demands respect
Freedom demands respect for the freedom of others.
Unlessa man has
Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

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