Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

I have learned through

I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.

It isgreed to do all the

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Trust exists;

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Don't consideryour

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

Well-managed,cooperative

Well-managed,cooperative conflict contributes to the productivity and innovativeness oforganizations and the competence and well-being of people.

Power tires only

Power tires only those who do not have it.

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

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