Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

In themiddle of

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Power is not a means,

Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.

Skill inthe art of

Skill inthe art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He can accomplishnothing unless he can communicate effectively.

Life has become

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

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