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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     955 views       Quotes

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Could agreater miracle
Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?
No one is rich
No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.
Nations get as
Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.
You don'trun twenty
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
The most important things
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
A clever person
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
Freedom suppressed and
Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs that freedom never endangered.
What wesee depends
What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.
The fundamental concept
The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in thesame sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics.
Liberty and democracy
Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
Don't beafraid of opposition
Don't beafraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
A pessimist sees only
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

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