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Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

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