Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

When the eyes

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

Inspiration comes of working

Inspiration comes of working every day.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Patience is bitter,

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Thedirect use of

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Life, Like a child,

Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

We make our

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

We cannot always

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

Whoever does not

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

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