Never ask a barber

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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     885 views       Quotes

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It doesnot do
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
Golf is an expensive
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
A danger forseen is half avoided.
Kindwords do not
Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
Silenceis a true
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.
Jealousy arises from
Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.
The cliche that
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
We have, I fear,
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
He understands
He understands badly who listens badly.
When you choose
When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.
If you get to
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
It wasimpossible to get a
It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

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