Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Win/winis an attitude

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

I hope our wisdom

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

If you truly want

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.

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