Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  

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Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
People say law but they mean wealth.
Our power is in our ability to decide.
A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.
To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.
Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.
You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.
Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.
Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.