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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     886 views       Quotes

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The civilisation of
The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
No one can make
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
The spokenword belongs
The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.
If we shake hands
If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.
When regard for
When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.
Thefirst principle of
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
Thoroughnesscharacterizes
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
Do good to your
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
Power takes as
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.
We arethe prisoners
We arethe prisoners of ideas.
Patriots always talk
Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country
The fire you
The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

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