Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Whenanger comes

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

The greatest trust

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

Power never takes

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

If youcan make a

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

You see what power

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

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