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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     950 views       Quotes

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To be simple is
To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Personal appearance is
Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.
Difficultiesare meant
Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.
Non-cooperationis a
Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.
Glory is a poison
Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.
Be your own judge
Be your own judge and you will be happy.
Itmatters not whether
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
We cannot always
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
Power tends to
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Saying nothing...
Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.
Conflict is neither
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
There are three ways
There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

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