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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Quotes

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Ourlives are not
Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.
To rule is not
To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.
REPENTANCE
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
Don't beafraid of opposition
Don't beafraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
To everyanswer you
To everyanswer you can find a new question.
Untrained intelligence
Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
Whatlies behind
Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.
If all those who
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
The fire you
The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.
Twobirds disputed
Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.

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