Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

What is well done

What is well done is done soon enough.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Unless aman has

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

People who can't

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

To sit alone in

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

Words are, of course,

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

The mostdramatic conflicts

The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

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