Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

To beprepared is half the victory.

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.

Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

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