Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.

I love power

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

You made your

You made your bed, now lie in it.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Nothingstrengthens

Nothingstrengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individualresponsibility.

There'sno need to

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

Mirrors should be

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Theability to speak

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

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