Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

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