Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

Life without the Courage is death for slavery.

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Conflictisn't negative, it just is.

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

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