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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     869 views       Quotes

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As contagion of
As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.
A goodmanager doesn't
A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.
We mustbe part of
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.
Donot wrong or
Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.
I think we may
I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
Long-rangeplanning
Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.
Speechis human,
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
Whenmen and women
Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.
Fortune makes a fool
Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much
To teach isto
To teach isto learn twice.
Do not tell me the
Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem
The greatest job
The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

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