Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Nothing lays itself

Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

Trust resides squarely

Trust resides squarely between faith and doubt.

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Sayingnothing...

Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.

A danger forseen is half avoided.

A danger forseen is half avoided.

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

Don'tput all your

Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

Whateverfailures I have

Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.

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