Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Failingto plan is

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Silenceis as full of

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Be notdisturbed at being

Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Worry is a circle

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

Analysis kills spontaneity

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

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