Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

Those who trust us educate us.

Every man has the right to feel that "Because of me was the world created".

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

Onlywhen you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard andstrong.

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

If you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body...." -ABDUL KALAM..

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