Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Responsibility is the

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

A half-truth won for

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

Ignorancedoesn't kill

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

There is no comparison

There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

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