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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     851 views       Quotes

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The property of
The property of power is to protect.
A school should be
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
Peaceis not the
Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.
A fool shows
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
Human beings are
Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.
Welearn little from
Welearn little from victory, much from defeat.
Somewherethere is a map
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.
Watching smal
Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.
Whodigs a pit for
Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
In anyfree society,
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
The king goes
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
At times, it is
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

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