Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Thereare no secrets.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

A Leader is a dealer in hope.

A Leader is a dealer in hope.

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

A book, like a landscape

A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.

Tofight and conquer

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Given afair wind,

Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

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