Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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There is no comparison

There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

The property of power is to protect.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

Letevery eye negotiate

Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Prayer changes things

Prayer changes things by changing people.

A mistake in judgement

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

You canobserve a

You canobserve a lot by just watching.

Arbitrary power is

Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.

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