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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     956 views       Quotes

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The mostimportant things
The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
What is required
What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.
Zeal is fit only
Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.
A man without imagination
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
If you tell the
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.
Win/winis an attitude
Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.
Evil alone has oil for every wheel
Evil alone has oil for every wheel
He who asks a
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.
Thoroughnesscharacterizes
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
Superioty and inferiority
Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.
We owealmost all
We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
You can't unscramble
You can't unscramble an egg.

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