Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Ideal society is a

Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

To be preparedis

To be preparedis half the victory.

Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Whospreads, sows;

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

Themost important of

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

Am Inot destroying

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Embracingconflict can

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

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