Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

The highest pleasure

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

Every kind of

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily basedon mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.

Let usnever negotiate

Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Embracingconflict can

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

Whospreads, sows;

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Don'tthrow out the

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

You made your

You made your bed, now lie in it.

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