Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Adam and Eve had

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Resolvingconflict

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Malice drinketh its

Malice drinketh its own poison.

Everybody is ignorant

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

It's notthe size

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

None but the productive

None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

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