Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

Beautifullight is born

Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.

It seemedrather incongruous

It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Growth for the sake

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Education makes people

Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

I hope our wisdom

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

True youth is a

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

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