Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Myinterest is in

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

You don'thave to

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Politicians are like

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

It seemed rather

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

When work is pleasure

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

Anounce of mediation

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

The mostdramatic conflicts

The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Intelligence is not

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

As long as there

As long as there is life there is danger.

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