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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     964 views       Quotes

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Alwaysforgive your
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
To startblindly with a
To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
An honest man's
An honest man's word is as good as his bond.
It isnot necessary to
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
When you hear
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.
Considerhow hard
Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.
Toevery answer you
Toevery answer you can find a new question.
Many a gem of wisdom
Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.
There is no
There is no knowledge that is not power.
When the defects
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.
Don't beafraid of opposition
Don't beafraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Nothingstrengthens
Nothingstrengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individualresponsibility.

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