Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Nature hasgiven men

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Suffer fools gladly,

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

I know you believe

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Conflictisn't negative,

Conflictisn't negative, it just is.

Grantgraciously what

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

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