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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     916 views       Quotes

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A mistake in judgement
A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.
Talent alonewon't make
Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
A barking dog is
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Itmatters not
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
If you truly want
If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.
Usenon-verbal communication to
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
The wise man learns
The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.
Originality is the
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
I said to the
I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.
Neveranswer a letter
Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.
Sciencecannot resolve
Sciencecannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame thedebates about those conflicts.
The highest pleasure
The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

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