Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Expreince never helps

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Reason is my philosophy

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

When you ask

When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Themost intense conflicts,

Themost intense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security andcalm that is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts andtheir conflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.

Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

A man may die,

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Itis all right if

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

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