Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

If wemanage conflict

If wemanage conflict constructively, we harness its energy for creativity and development.

The principle of

The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

Power is not a

Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

In art, as in love, i

In art, as in love, instinct is enogh.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

The more we see

The more we see, the more we shall be able to imagine, and the more we imagine, the more we must think we see.

Silenceis argument

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.

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