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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     912 views       Quotes

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Living is the art
Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.
Nobody'sa natural.
Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.
All bravery stands upon
All bravery stands upon comparisons.
Not everything that
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
Conflictlies at the
Conflictlies at the core of innovation.
We judge others
We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.
Life has become
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
Suffering is the sole
Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.
Reasonand emotion
Reasonand emotion are not antagonists. What seems like a struggle between twoopposing ideas or values, one of which, automatic and unconscious, manifestsitself in the form of a feeling.
Most of the shadows
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
Inbusiness, you don't
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
Ourlives are not
Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

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