Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

A language is like living skin itself.

A language is like living skin itself.

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

The directuse of

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

Everybody thinks of

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Cooperativeconflict builds

Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

Freedom demands respect

Freedom demands respect for the freedom of others.

There is no fate

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

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