Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

We thought, because

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Better hazard than

Better hazard than always be in fear.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

A man without imagination

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Grantgraciously what you

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.

Hearme, my chiefs!

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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