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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     890 views       Quotes

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A perfect method
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
Knowledge leads to unity
Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.
It is in our idleness,
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.
Almost all four faults
Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them
Anounce of mediation
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
Every kind of peaceful
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
If you don't know
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
Changemeans movement.
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
No man everdid
No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .
Mirrors should be
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
Thereis no such
Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'
You'rein a much
You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

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