Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Sparrows who emulate

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Even a fish wouldn't

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

By despising all that

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Speechis human,

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Themost important thing

Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.

Outside noisy, inside empty.

The lust for power

The lust for power in dominating others inflames the heartmore than any other passion.

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