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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     934 views       Quotes

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Thesearch for someone
Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.
Artists can color
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
No nation is so
No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech
You canoutdistance
You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
If you ain't never
If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Power is something
Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.
Silenceis the ultimate
Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.
We'reeyeball to eyeball
We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.
There's no point
There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.
To do what others
To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.
Like aball batted
Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.
The great despisers
The great despisers are the greater reverers.

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