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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     948 views       Quotes

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When you hear
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.
Past time is only e
Past time is only eviil at a distance.
No man everdid
No man everdid a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greater tohimself .
Kind words do
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
Be your own judge
Be your own judge and you will be happy.
Show me a man
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
Twoprisoners whose cells
Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
The amount of
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
If you arepatient
If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
We own almostall our
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
Dignity is a matter which
Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind
All faults may be
All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

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