Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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A fly beforehis own

A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

People say law but they mean wealth.

If you can find

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

Life is different

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson,

My Strength is made perfect in weakness

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

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