Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Malice drinketh its own poison.

I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Learning without

Learning without thought is labour lost,thought without learning is perilous.

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Power takes as

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Ittakes time to

Ittakes time to save time.

No one is rich

No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.

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