Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

Sometimes the man

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

All thingsat first appear

All thingsat first appear difficult.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

REPENTANCE

When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

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