Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Every child is an

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Whenthere is no

Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Thereverse side also

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

To ease another's

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

Themost important of

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

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