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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     906 views       Quotes

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Thereare two sides
Thereare two sides to every question.
Neverforget the
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
Golf is an expensive
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
A man of great common
A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.
Like aball batted
Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.
Kindwords can be
Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Conflict is neither
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.
The oldbelieve everything,
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
Nothing so wonderfully
Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.
The hardeststep is over
The hardeststep is over the threshold.
If youare leaning
If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
The planers do
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.

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