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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Quotes

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Keep a secret;
Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.
Agrievance is most
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.
Silenceis the ultimate
Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.
In history, characters
In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.
People say law
People say law but they mean wealth.
Learning, the destroyer of
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
Fate chooses our relatives
Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.
Truth is strengthened by
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
Compromise,n. Such an
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Peoplewho are only
Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.
Zeal is fit only
Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.
Cooperativeconflict builds
Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

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