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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     872 views       Quotes

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The comforter's
The comforter's head never aches.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Standingin the middle
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
The ability to laugh
The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.
Talentalone won't make
Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'
A happy home is
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
Forbidden fruit can
Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
Nosnowflake in an
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Don'tconsider your
Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.
Our patience will
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
What is well done
What is well done is done soon enough.
He is poor indeed
He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.

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