Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

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