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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     853 views       Quotes

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Beholdthe turtle.
Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Don'thate, it's too
Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.
Too little liberty
Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.
When you hear
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.
The audience see
The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!
Whenconflict becomes
Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.
When people prophesy,
When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.
Past time is only e
Past time is only eviil at a distance.
Conduct is wise or
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.
Ourlives are not
Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.
A good listeneris not
A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Everybody thinks of
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

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