Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

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