Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.

There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Use softwords and hard arguments.

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