Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

It's good to shut up sometimes.

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