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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     952 views       Quotes

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A person who talks
A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.
No matterhow thin you
No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Ninety-ninepercent of
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Some People strengthen
Some People strengthen the society just by being the kind of people they are.
I know youbelieve you
I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.
Of all the ways
Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest
Nothing doth more
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.
The fibers of all
The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.
You can have
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.
A merefriend will
A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
Whoeverhas the mind
Whoeverhas the mind to fight has broken his connection with the universe. If you tryto dominate people you are already defeated. We study how to resolveconflict, not how to start it.
The sole advantage
The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.

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