Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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To teach isto learn twice.

Everyoneis wise

Everyoneis wise until he speaks.

Without dialogue there

Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.

Every man is wanted;

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

No one can make

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

You cannot truly

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

All is riddle, and the

All is riddle, and the key to a riddle is another riddle.

When our hearts

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

My fathersaid: you

My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.

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