Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Nature gave women

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

If you can find

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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