Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Every advantage has its tax

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

A taste for truth

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

Whoever is winning

Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.

A goodplan is like a

A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

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