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Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  
Jan, 20 2012     41 chars (1 sms)     857 views       Quotes

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We owealmost all
We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
A wide screen
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Almost all four faults
Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them
When indoubt, ask.
When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.
Chances happens to
Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.
It's good to shut
It's good to shut up sometimes.
Listeningwell is as
Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.
Work without faith
Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.
A man without imagination
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
Ialways cheer up
Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.
Bring ideas in and
Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.
Silenceis as full of
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

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