Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Conscientious men are,

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Adversity introduces

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

Habit: the shackles of the free

Habit: the shackles of the free

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