Patience is the art of hoping.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Ability is poor men's wealth

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him