Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

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