Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

Thenumber one goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintaintheir self-esteem.

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

Nature gave women too much power; the law gives them too little.

Malice drinketh its own poison.

When weblame, we give away our power.

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

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