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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!

When work is pleasure, life is joy.

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

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