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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.

The hand of liberty is stronger than arms of power.

No matter how good the idea of the other fellow may be, there is always a better one !

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

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