Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

A happy family is

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

Virtue is more

Virtue is more clearly shown in the performance of fire actions than in the non-preformance of base ones.

The property of

The property of power is to protect.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Watching smal

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

Religion is behaviour

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

Power corrupts.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

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