Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.

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