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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

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