Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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