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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down,so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Luck never mad a mad man wise

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

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Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

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