Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Thepeak efficiency of

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

I'm nota combative

I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.

Let uswork without

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

Of all the ways

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

If speaking is silver,

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

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