Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outbrust of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to looknot only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

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