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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

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