When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Neversay more than is necessary.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Habit: the shackles of the free

The principle of equal protection is a positive concept implying equality of treatment in equal circumstances.