Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.