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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

Necessitynever made a good bargain.

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

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