Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Words are, of course,

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Books without the

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

Learning, the destroyer of

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Ultimately, the

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

To sit alone in

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

My greenthumb came

My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.

If Igive you an

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Onecomes to believe

Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.

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