Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want totest a man's character, give him power.

Theability to speak

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

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