Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

The means by

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.

Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

I am atpeace with

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

To know the

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The ability to laugh

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

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