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Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

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An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

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He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Nogarden is without its weeds.

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