Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

Our faults irritate

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Nosnowflake in an

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

I liketo listen. I

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

The wise man learns

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

Thepeak efficiency of

Thepeak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make conflict unnecessary.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

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