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The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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