Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.

Honesty once pawned

Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

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