Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

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Show me a

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Life without the

Life without the Courage is death for slavery.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Astupid act entails

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

Mostpeople I ask little from.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

Every kind of peaceful

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.

Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

If at first you do

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

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