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If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

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If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

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Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

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Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

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