Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

Human beings are

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

To believe in something,

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

If you tell the

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

It is less dangerous

It is less dangerous to treat most men badly than to treat them too well.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

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