STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA

STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
  

Jan, 19 2012     122 chars (1 sms)     1372 views       Naughty

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