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STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..

Jan, 19 2012 122 chars (1 sms) 1306 views Naughty

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Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS... 1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY, 3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCHING...

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Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

Sari dunia krti hai humare pyar ka virodh! Sari dunia krti hi humare pyar ka virodh! . . . Humare pyar ki raksha karega SUPERDELUXE NIRODH.

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"

SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.

July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

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