Ladki Ki T-Shirt

Ladki Ki T-Shirt
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bani BILLI Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga.Girl: Kabhi BILLI Nahi Dekhi Kya?Boy: BILLI To Dekhi Par Billi Ko DUDH Ki Rakhwali Karte Pehli Bar Dekha.
  

Jan, 19 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     957 views       Naughty

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