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HEIGHT OF D0UBLE
HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)
  
Jan, 19 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     965 views       Naughty

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Q : Why do Doctor
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Q: What is the difference
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