HEIGHT OF D0UBLE

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE
HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)
  

Jan, 19 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1016 views       Naughty

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Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""
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