SAAS:Aane do bete

SAAS:Aane do bete
SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.
  

Jan, 19 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     940 views       Naughty

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