SAAS:Aane do bete

SAAS:Aane do bete
SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.
  

Jan, 19 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     1127 views       Naughty

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SAAS:Aane do bete ko,aaj use baith k samjhaungi tumhari kartut BAHU:Koi faida nahi SAAS:Kyu?BAHU:Q k aap BAITH k samjhaogi Aur mai late k.
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Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass
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Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai