Srdr biwi k

Srdr biwi k
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
  

Jan, 19 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     1118 views       Naughty

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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
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Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-
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