Mallika's T-shirt

Mallika's T-shirt
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
  

Jan, 19 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1409 views       Naughty

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Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."
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