Mallika's T-shirt

Mallika's T-shirt
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
  

Jan, 19 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     2024 views       Naughty

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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: "Married MEN not allowed.. We serve the needy, not the greedy"
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What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-
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Why was the Mathematician Lady disheartened when she married a Prince? Because she found out that "not every Ruler has twelve inches"
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Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS... 1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY, 3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCHING...
Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),