Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""
BIPASA desh k har nagrik ko milni chahiye Bipasa ko pana hamara adhikar hai Bipasa har shaher/ gav ko milni chahiye BIPASA: BI=BIJALI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.
Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it
College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga.Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.
most of d girls r like an Internet Virus: they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4EVER
