Mallika's T-shirt

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

Jan, 19 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 1751 views Naughty

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July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.

Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

What is Fashion Designing? Too many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Little Ideas On How To Cover Too Little Areas!!

11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana. FruitselleI m not selling less than 12 bananas. 1girl said 'le le yaar,1 kha lenge.'

Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"

We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

Q : Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ? Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!

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