Recession in the

Recession in the world is so bad & serious that majority of the people have started sleeping with their own wives.

Jan, 19 2012 114 chars (1 sms) 1062 views Naughty

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Earlier bosses used

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Judge: You are Accused

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Doctor,s wife

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