Judge: You are Accused

Judge: You are Accused
Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.
  

Jan, 19 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     946 views       Naughty

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Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.
Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…
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A girl enters a bar & sits next 2 a Sardar. She offers him a beer n says, i am roopali,roops 2 u. He smiles n says i am Ballwinder,Balls 2 u!!
BIPASA desh k har nagrik ko milni chahiye Bipasa ko pana hamara adhikar hai Bipasa har shaher/ gav ko milni chahiye BIPASA: BI=BIJALI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
Hubby-Wud u ever hire a detective 2 check if I was cheating on u?Wife-Ya,but not 2 find out who d woman is,but 2 find out how u satisfy her!
Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.