Judge: You are Accused

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461, Man:Mylord why exactly Rs11461? Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape4% VAT, & 10.2% Entertainment Tax.

Jan, 19 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 1026 views Naughty

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Judge: You are Accused

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