:A beautiful girl

:A beautiful girl
:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study
  

Jan, 19 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     741 views       Naughty

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