BIPASA desh k har

BIPASA desh k har
BIPASA desh k har nagrik ko milni chahiye Bipasa ko pana hamara adhikar hai Bipasa har shaher/ gav ko milni chahiye BIPASA: BI=BIJALI PA=PANI SA=SADAK.
  

Jan, 19 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1369 views       Naughty

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