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What is the similarity
What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
  
Jan, 19 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     993 views       Naughty

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ACCIDENTS TAKE
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Why was the
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Heard d latest
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Ak dost dosre se
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Lady Secretary:
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What is the similarity
What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
Chemistry ki class
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Notice in aSex
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Earlier bosses used
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Hubby-Wud u
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