Chemistry ki class

Chemistry ki class
Chemistry ki class me.Sir ne ek ladki sepucha-What is nitrates? Ladki ne sharmate huej awab diya, my nite rates r higher than day
  

Jan, 19 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     932 views       Naughty

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