Comparison of a

Comparison of a
Comparison of a CHOCOLATE n a KISS... 1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY, 3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE 4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCHING...
  

Jan, 19 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     967 views       Naughty

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