Woman complaining

Woman complaining
Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."
  

Jan, 19 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     1122 views       Naughty

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