Woman complaining

Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."

Jan, 19 2012 141 chars (1 sms) 1096 views Naughty

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Comparison of a

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A girl enters a

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most of d girls

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An actress was

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Recession in the

Recession in the world is so bad & serious that majority of the people have started sleeping with their own wives.

Doctor,s wife

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College Girl At

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