Sardar- i divorced

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Jan, 19 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1708 views Naughty

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Viagra Aur GOVERMENT OFFICE Mein Kya Samanta Hai? Simple....., dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye Ek Ghanta khada rakhte hai.

Mallika's T-shirt

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Heard d latest

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Touch it gentlyPut

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We all spend

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