Sardar- i divorced

Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!

Jan, 19 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 2124 views Naughty

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A priest saw

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Why was the

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In breast stroke

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'lovers went 2

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Woman complaining

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Santa: In all

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Comparison of a

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Q: What is the difference

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College Girl At

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