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Sardar- i divorced
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!
  
Jan, 19 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     2024 views       Naughty

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