A priest saw

A priest saw
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
  

Jan, 19 2012     178 chars (2 sms)     1494 views       Naughty

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