Recent sex surve

Recent sex surve
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
  

Jan, 19 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     1036 views       Naughty

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