Recent sex surve

Recent sex surve
Recent sex survey report : 10% of girls say "b quick it pains" 10% Say "speed is not enough" & the rest 80% say "quick, my husband may come home anytime!"
  

Jan, 19 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     904 views       Naughty

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An actress was filling up a form.There was a column in d form where 1 was required to state martial status.Married/unmarried.And she wrote:occasionally married
Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?Boy: Darling! Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai? Dekne ke liye hi toh pyar kiya hai!
Ek bus me ladko or ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls-hum tumko haraa kar dikhayenge.Boyz-hum haar gaye,chalo ab dikhao..
July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":
Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye
1commerce Wali kya gaali degi? Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""
Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…
A boy pulled a girl into room,locked the door,putoff the light,pulled her 2 the bed,dragged her in 2 the blankt n said "see mynew radium watch"
Q: What is the difference b/w a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?A: One is trying to die....... the other is dying to try!
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
Touch it gentlyPut ur finger inside If da hole is big put three fingersRub it up & down gentlythat's the right way of wash glass