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Santa on KBCAmitabh
Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?
  
Jan, 19 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     871 views       Naughty

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