indian- i have

indian- i have
indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom
  

Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     1032 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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