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indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom
  
Jan, 17 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     913 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q. What do men
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Teache Give An
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Husband:You know
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Q: What did the
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Two men are
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Can I go to
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teachewat is the
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A lady gave an
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Husband 1: Why
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He said... Do
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