Guide: I welcome u all

Guide: I welcome u all
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra falls??
  

Jan, 17 2012     277 chars (2 sms)     849 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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