I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

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Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

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