I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

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I went to see the

I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.

What did one magnet

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

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What is the height of mixed

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Why r Egyptian

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Men who have

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Thief : quickly hand

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