I went to see the

I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
  

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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down
Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!
Pappu: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Jeeto: Well, you have done the right thing. Pappu: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap
Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!
Doctor to lady: U look exactly like my 3rd wife. Lady: How many wife do u have? Docto2.
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!---
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."