I went to see the

I went to see the
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient.
  

Jan, 17 2012     60 chars (1 sms)     851 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
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What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
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What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
Son: Mummy, dad is very honest... Mummy: How can u say that..? Son: Simple... He closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by...!