Teache Give An

Teache Give An
Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…
  

Jan, 17 2012     132 chars (1 sms)     1074 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesnt Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Wont belive it....!!
Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!Husband: Why??Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book"How to Cook"!!
Lady2Doc:let my husband come inside.Doctor:Trust me,I am a Gentleman.Lady:I know,but Nurse is sitting outside &my husband is not A gentleMan
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.