Teache Give An

Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable…

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Sir:B quiet boys

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

When I was young

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

Husband says"When

Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I'd want another man like you?!!!".

Doctor, doctor, will

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

Doc & engg loved

Doc & engg loved d same girl. Engg before going out of station for a week gave 7 apples to the girl. Why? B'coz an apple a day keeps doctor away

A cop stops a

A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!

Wife: Darling today

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

The definition of

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes..

“Me sick, no

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sir:Tom,wot wud

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

Height of technical

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

What did Tarzan say

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

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