santa was looking very sad."Wats d matter,Srdarji?" "I lent Rs. 5Lac to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I dnt know how he looks.."

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

A lady had 8 sons all named KEVIN, when asked how she differentiates while calling, she replied “by their surname”.

There are Three Scientist Come together to Make AeroPlain 1 from U.S.A. 2 from Japan & 3 from India. The American Scientist arranged for Necessary Raw Materials Then Japanis Scientis Assembeled the Plain At Last Indian Scientis paint on the plain i.e Made in India

What is the next thing a Man should do after winning an argument wit his Wife ?...........Apologise

Boy & girl in restaurant.Boy-i love U..Girl-i dont love U..Boy-think again?Girl-i told u NOBoy-waiter,bring seperate bills.Girl-i love u too..