Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
A guy told his friend, “My father’s name is laughing and my mother’s name is smiling.” So the friend asks, ���Is your name kidding?” The guy says, “That’s my brother’s name and I am joking.”
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
