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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     2156 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Q:Why most men
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Man1: I do not
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Q:Define a true
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Two beggars met.
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What does Santa
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Q: If a Devil catches
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A girl wearing
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Somu:2day my
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Teacher:What was
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