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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1340 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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In A Book Shop
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called "Man, de Master of Women". SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
Wife: Darling today
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
Q. What do men
Q. What do men and beer bottles have in common? A. They are both empty from the neck up.
Rampa: what is
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head
Technical question:
Technical question: Where u can find mangoes? ...no it is nt in mango tree ..shop?no wrong.. Ans: where WOMENgoes there MANgoes
Husband 1: Why
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Girl: When we get
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
A father to his
A father to his adopted son "Whats the height of laziness?" Son replied "What more than havin an adopted son.
A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
Girl to her boyfriend:
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
Tcher: 3 grls are
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. studnt: WOW!
Doctor, doctor, will
Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

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