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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1886 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:The best
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A girl comes late
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A Gujju boy fillin
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