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Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything

Teachefour beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence... Student: WOW!.

Sardar to Mali : Go and water the garden. Mali : It's raining outside. Sardar : Bloody don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.

A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, Hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Do u have one to sell???

teachewat is the relation betn earth & moon? pappu: brother-sister. teacher:how? pappu: we cal earth dharti mata & moon as chanda mama

young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Judge to accused: Have you anything to offer before I pass sentence on you?Accused: No, Your Honour. My lawyer took my last dollar.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?" "yes of course...." "Great ! i never could before"

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