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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1525 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Do you believe that
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Principal 2 students
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
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I asked my wife,
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Reporter: How does
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Teacher:2rrow thr
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Every man wants
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What do u call i
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Boy: Y did Gandhiji
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A girl comes late
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Young Son: Is it
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Mr. Verma got the
Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

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