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Q: Why are husbands
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
  
Jan, 17 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1975 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Teacher:The best
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Doctor to lady:
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Lady:Is this my
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Judge to accused:
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If your wife wants
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Boy friend is
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TEACHER : Now, Simon,
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher:I wish
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