Q: Why are husbands

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!

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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Sir:B quiet boys!I hav a bad headache Sdent:Why dont u do wot mum Does whn she has a headache?Sir:Whats tht?Sdent:She sends us out to paly

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Sam to Ram:Did U kill mosquitoes?Yes.But why they still bite me at night?They must be widows of the dead ones.

Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.

Height of technical thinking... A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1 F1 F1 instead of help help......!!

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Teacher: pappu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. pappu: Me!

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

History TeacheFrom where to where did the mughals rule?Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

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