A pathan want 2

A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
  

Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1058 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A. Black mail
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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A Student goes into a library & asks for a book on suicide..! Librarian: "Get lost dude, U won't bring it back.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B. Ok A. A white horse fell in the mud
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History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married