A pathan want 2

A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
  

Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     798 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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