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A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1530 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Man receives telegram:
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Mr A: my wife
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Devdas’s matrimonial
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Doc & engg loved
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Pappu: Mom, when
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Dad: if u Pass i
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Boy Asks A Girl:
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What is D diff.
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I bought my wife
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Boy friend is
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