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A pathan want 2
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
  
Jan, 17 2012     119 chars (1 sms)     1125 views       Jokes > English Jokes

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Hello My son
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I bought my wife
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when u kiss an
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Why do bosses
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Man calls mental
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27. Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty. Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.!
Man: Whisper those
Man: Whisper those three words that will make me walk on air. Woman: Go hang yourself
An AMERICAN couple on
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Boy friend is
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Can I go to
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Lady2Doc:let
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A Gujju boy fillin
A Gujju boy fillin an application form Gets confused n asks dad:whats MOTHER TONGUE ?dad said: VERY LONG.

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