Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

Stalking into a police station late one night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I need to know how he got in without waking my wife."

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married. I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming? Here come the elephants!

Mr. Verma got the following letter: If u dont send Rs.2 lakhs within 3 days time, we will kidnap ur wife.To this, he sent the following reply: I m very sorry,I cant fulfill ur demand, but I m sure u ll keep up ur promise.

Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!

Q: Why do brides wear white? A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential