If I was an artist

If I was an artist
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!
  

Jan, 14 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     881 views       Funny

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