The day you were

The day you were
The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1044 views       Funny

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The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campushe wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."
Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!