The day you were

The day you were
The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1037 views       Funny

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Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho, nazron se door rehkar khaas lagte ho, har baar doosron ka bheja SMS bhejkar khud ko smart samajhte ho!!!
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
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