Which is d most

Which is d most
Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....
  

Jan, 13 2012     90 chars (1 sms)     1002 views       Funny

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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far
He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.