Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1496 views Funny

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so,sweet ur

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

if I was a Painter

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Why does a man

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Question-What is the

Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."

The best way to remember

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

A person askd

A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai

Reality is an illusion

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

Mandir mein jaap

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First the engagement

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

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Despite the Old

Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

To b happy with

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

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