Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls
Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     800 views       Funny

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