I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, u know...?" Intel inside, mental outside ".ha..ha..ha..

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...

teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha

PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."

Police officeExcuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owneAre you crazy? My dog can not even ride a bicycle.

He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.