When u read my

When u read my
When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
  

Jan, 14 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     963 views       Funny

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Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!
Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!
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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
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