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When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
  
Jan, 14 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     1037 views       Funny

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When u feel sad....
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DARU se NASHA
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so,sweet ur
so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
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Ek aadmi ne apne
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10% of road accidents
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Khuda ne JAb tujhe
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