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Jan, 14 2012 108 chars (1 sms) 981 views Funny

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Ek chipkali ne gana sunaya? To baaki chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi..?? Pucho Kyun?? Qki baaki sabhi chipkaliya Taali mar rahi thi.......

Do you know which

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Which buildings has

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College is for knowledge,

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THE best frnd

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Santa: I am so

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When words fails

When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Qu - What makes

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Difference between a man

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I've written a

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