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For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
  
Jan, 14 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     855 views       Funny

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Husband & wife are
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What is Education
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If paper is vry tuf
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A B C D E F G H I
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If i had gone 4
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
Kya apki skin dhoo
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I think drinking
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Child 2 d sales
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When hand stop..
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