For Heart Beat

For Heart Beat
For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
  

Jan, 14 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     953 views       Funny

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For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me
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