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Jan, 14 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Funny

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In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !
What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
ONCE UPON A TIME a LEGEND loved sending messages n FOOLS enjoyed reading them, now the LEGEND is back and the History continues..!! Anyways
Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz He 20Gadho Ko Sms Karo 10Padte He 5Ko Smjh Me Aata He 4 To Kanjus Hote He 1Murga Kismat Se Fasta H Jo Reply Karta H
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
Apni raah par badhte chalo,kisi ki parwa mat karo,jahan dil kahe wahan chalo,jo aage hai unse aage niklo, tabhi tum ache Rickshawala banoge
TeachIf U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? SAHIL: 3 New Galfrndz!
Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.