U r ACENT of my life

U r ACENT of my life
U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…
  

Jan, 14 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     1534 views       Funny

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