Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark

Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark
Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1176 views       Funny

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