Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark

Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!

Jan, 13 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1150 views Funny

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Never run behind either bus or girlat any situation in ur life.BecauseAfter 5 minutes,U can catch another!

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