Tumse mila main kal

Tumse mila main kal
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Jan, 14 2012     104 chars (1 sms)     1125 views       Funny

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How can one reduce consumption of alchol? Before marriage drink only on days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r happy.
I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Airoplane: Hi! brother. How can u fly very high speed than me? Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.
i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney
Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.