Dreams make all

Dreams make all
Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY
  

Jan, 14 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     1058 views       Funny

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