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Someone asked me
Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.
  
Jan, 14 2012     146 chars (1 sms)     835 views       Funny

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