Taj Mahal kya

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Taj Mahal kya
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!
  
Jan, 14 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1162 views       Funny

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