Taj Mahal kya

Taj Mahal kya
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1157 views       Funny

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
SITA k vanvas jaane me bahut badi seekh hai,Ghar me agar 3-3 saas ho to JUNGLE hi theek hai!!!!
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
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True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun