Taj Mahal kya

Taj Mahal kya
Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     117 chars (1 sms)     1147 views       Funny

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when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
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Keep all ur troubles in ur pocket, but be sure that ur pocket has a BIG hole…