Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1010 views Funny

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Taj Mahal kya

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Have a horrible day without

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Unlike others, your

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Hai tu agar mera

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You know biggest

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if a wife cries

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Dark were those

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