Old people used

Old people used to annoy me at weddings, pinching my cheeks saying you are next. They stopped that when I started doing the same to them at Funerals!!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1069 views Funny

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Height Of Confusion

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I Wrote your

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If marriages r made

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Which is d most

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Only True frenz

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

Some One Is Loving

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L o n g t i m e a g o..

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Qu - What makes

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Wife:Yester-night I

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Kabhi kisi ladki se

Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss

Fathr to son

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Husband & wife are

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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