When hand stop..

When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI

Jan, 14 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 964 views Funny

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so Sweet is ur

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First Person: My

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