When hand stop..

When hand stop..
When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
  

Jan, 14 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     913 views       Funny

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