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When hand stop..
When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
  
Jan, 14 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     825 views       Funny

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