Nazar mili usse jab

Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

Jan, 13 2012 148 chars (1 sms) 833 views Funny

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