Hi i am dying

Hi i am dying
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
  

Jan, 14 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     796 views       Funny

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