Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I want to see you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it"s simply because............mental patient needs more care.....Ha!Ha!Ha!......."

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u" Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too..v, x , y , z !!

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

True Frnd is like a Pillow U can hug when ur in troublU can cry on wen ur in pain &U can embrace wen ur hapySo wen U need tru frnd,Spend Rs.50, Buy a pillow.

Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.

Girls heart is like WATER,Boys heart is lik MOBILE..Either water fals on mobile(or)mobile fals in water,Vaat to mobile ki hi lagti hain!!

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.