Chandni chawk ka

Chandni chawk ka
Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     983 views       Funny

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