God made a daylight

God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,

Jan, 14 2012 161 chars (2 sms) 1021 views Funny

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God made a daylight

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