God made a daylight

God made a daylight
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
  

Jan, 14 2012     161 chars (2 sms)     986 views       Funny

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Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.
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