2eyes r best frnds

2eyes r best frnds Both wil blink 4gethe, move,cry,c &sleep 2gether.Bt if dey c a girl,only 1wil blink.Moral:A girl cn break any relation

Jan, 13 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 886 views Funny

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************** Kya bindas

************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************

karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

Ek pal me

Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.

ishq ke saamunder

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u

BRAIN DRAIN:1.Do u gAin Weight if u jog bAckwArd?2.If u try 2 fAil n u succeed,did u fAil or succeed?3.If i sAve time,When do i get it bAck?

Have u ever seen

Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.

U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

5 reasons why

5 reasons why I like u. 1-u r never boring. 2-u know how 2 bring a smile on my face. 3-u r always on my side 4-u r perfect 5-u r always fooled by me.

Medical shayri: When

Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...

Promise Me That We

Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...

hi i want to talk

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

Have a horrible day without

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…

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