2eyes r best frnds

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2eyes r best frnds
2eyes r best frnds Both wil blink 4gethe, move,cry,c &sleep 2gether.Bt if dey c a girl,only 1wil blink.Moral:A girl cn break any relation
  
Jan, 13 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     822 views       Funny

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