2eyes r best frnds

2eyes r best frnds Both wil blink 4gethe, move,cry,c &sleep 2gether.Bt if dey c a girl,only 1wil blink.Moral:A girl cn break any relation

Jan, 13 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 905 views Funny

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